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PE Can’t Catch a Break
Goldman UK’s gender pay gap problem got worse, virtually all PE assets were sold at discounts last year, women C-suite representation fell for the first time, two Trump SPAC investors pled guilty to insider trading, and Disney beat the activist pressure.
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March Madness: Crypto Edition
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Citadel Remains Resilient
Citadel’s flagship fund is up 5.7% YTD, UK PE had a lucrative 2022, Blackstone’s REIT came under pressure, Goldman’s wealth clients aren’t interested in crypto, Trump sued Truth Social’s co-founders, and VC ‘megafunds’ may be history.
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Disney vs Hedge Funds
Citi cut jobs in some top IB groups, India is only second to US in ECM deals, Binance named its first board of directors, Ken griffin warned on US debt, yields surged on strong economic data, and Disney may win their heated battle against three activist hedge funds.
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Zuckerberg Sliding Into DMs
McKinsey is paying staff to leave, the private credit talent war is being fought in court, corporate borrowers are active like never before, global M&A picked up, SBF received 25 years without parole, and Zuckerberg is personally emailing individuals to join Meta.
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🔒 Sam Bankman-Fried-in-25-Years
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Robinhood Express
BoE warned of PE bubble risks, McKinsey upped pressure on US consultants, Robinhood launched a credit card, global ECM rallied in Q1, US small-caps are severely underperforming, the Chemours scandal is heating up, and the FX carry trade continues to shine.
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Uh Oh KuCoin
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Jamie Dimon Had a Date
The Fed took a massive L last year, a BoE policymaker thinks markets are overhyping rate cuts, banks are buying bonds at record pace, EY dropped its appeal against sanctions, Latino entrepreneurship is soaring, and Jamie Dimon had a private lunch with the VP.
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Cocoa is the New Bitcoin
Cocoa is the new Bitcoin, Citigroup will complete its sweeping overhaul this week, Brazilian fintechs are being hit by loan defaults, Asian PE deal flow is at its lowest in nine years, and Reddit options traders are highly bullish while Trump’s SPAC options are betting on a crash.
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ETFs to Memecoins
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Cathie Wood’s Bitcoin to Outer Space
Japan PE nearly tripled last year, China is investigating PwC for its role in Evergrande’s fraud, Goldman’s hedge fund clients are getting active in crypto, big tech founders are cashing out on stocks, Canada will cap mortgages for certain borrowers, and Cathie Wood valued Bitcoin at $1.5M.